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WELCOME TO THE

WORLD'S FIRST FICTIONAL

COSMETIC CLINIC

This site is here to share photoshop skills, interesting stories and imagine what people may look like if they had the ‘Cycloped’ eye reduction surgery. It also goes on to guess what requirements ‘Cycloped’ people may have.

The Si Klopp clinic, procedures, surgeons and examples do not exist in the real world. They are all part of a fictional story which is shared on this website and in the accompanying book.

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WHO WE HELP

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Adults

Our fictional patented ‘Cycloped’ Eye Reduction Surgery is the world’s most popular cosmetic procedure.

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Children

Children now know what and who they are much younger and with the support of the responsible grownup in their life, we can deliver the correct fictional cosmetic surgery for each child.

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Animals

This surgery can be performed on almost any animal and looks great. However, as with any children we treat, surgery is only completed within the guidelines of our ethics policy.

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INTERESTING FACTS

World First

Si Klopp Cosmetic Surgery is widely believed to be the world's first fictional cosmetic clinic, with amazing imagined procedures.

Inspiration

Professor Si Klopp was inspired to create the patented 'Cycloped' method after seeing the work of a Pareidolian graphic artist.

First to be 'Cycloped'

Polar, a white cat, was the first to be 'Cycloped' in surgery that saved Polar from being put down.

WHAT WE DO

Following the popularity of the Cycloped Cosmetic Procedure, we created our unique aftercare service that includes the new field of SI KLOPP | CYCLOPTOMETRY along with our exquisitely designed SI KLOPP | EYEWEAR.

Responding to our clients feedback for our own make up range with larger eye liners and mascara brushes we are delighted and proud to have created an ever expanding SI KLOPP | COSMETICS range of products.

I am delighted with the eye reduction results! This has addressed both my insecurities and has allowed my confidence to develop. I cannot thank Prof Si for all her hard work and support throughout this process.

Charlize Cruz

I am extremely pleased with all the work I have had done at your clinic. You perform surgery to amazing high standards matched only by the level of your care.

Arnold Stallone

WOW! What can I say. The team at Si Klopp Cosmetic Surgery are geniuses in all they do. The work I have had done is exceptional and the care is out of this world. I would never use anyone else, ever.

Sandra Diaz

I could not be happier with my new eye. It has truly changed my life and the way that I see the world. Thank you for your care and professionalism.

George Pitt

Simone and her team deliver above and beyond in terms of service and quality of work. I highly recommend the Si Klopp Clinic.

Angelina Aniston

OUR SURGEONS

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Professor Simone Klopp M.D, F.A.C.S

Chairman, Medical Director & Founder at Si Klopp Cosmetic Surgery and Co-inventor of the patented ‘Cycloped’ cosmetic procedure.

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Dr Von Eyid M.D, F.A.C.S

Head Surgeon, Board Member and Co-inventor of the patented ‘Cycloped’ cosmetic procedure.

ABOUT DR. EYID

OUR CLIENTS

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OUR ETHICS

Ethics are very important to us and we only complete surgery for children and animals when it is medically essential.

Ethically we do what is right. Before any surgery, we digitally mockup the proposed outcome so you can be sure it is the correct fictional surgery for you, your family or animal.

To send us a photo to be mocked up by our graphic designer Mark Baker, please visit our ‘Request a mock-up’ page.

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BUY OUR BOOK

If you love this site and are interested in our fictional cosmetic work, this book is for you.

It shares how Professor Si Klopp and her assistant came up with the idea to develop this pretend patented ‘Cycloped’ procedure. It shares the mock-ups of the work. Additionally, this book predicts the next step in the evolution of having one eye.

Have you ever wondered:

If little cyclopic creatures live around us?
What humans or animals would look like as everyday cyclops?

What happens if a cyclops has a poorly eye?
If you can be in future ‘Cycloped’ books?

Well, wonder no more, this book answers those questions just for you.

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