ABOUT US

Welcome to the world’s best cosmetic clinic. We were good, but now we are brilliant because in 2015 we specialised and developed our patented ‘Cycloped‘ eye reduction surgery.

As you will see from the graph below since 2015 our work has predominantly become eye reduction surgery. This groundbreaking surgery, created by Professor Klopp and her assistant Dr Von Eyid, has changed the field of fictional cosmetic surgery forever.

Before 2015

Eye Reduction Surgery 0

Body Contouring 0

Breast Enhancements 0

Skin Rejuvenation 0

Since 2015

Eye Reduction Surgery 0

Body Contouring 0

Breast Enhancements 0

Skin Rejuvenation 0

1

In The World

2

Surgeons

20

Nurses

10

Beds

WHAT WE DO

As a compassionate company, we treat those in dire medical need of cosmetic surgery along with our clients who select to improve their appearance using the skills of all at the Si Klopp Cosmetic Clinic. Our work is of the highest of high standards.

On top of our exceptional work, we offer an amazing creative service to enable you to see what your cosmetic work will look like prior to having the actual surgery. Please visit our ‘Request a Mock-up‘ page to learn more.

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Adults

Our patented ‘Cycloped’ surgery has grown exponentially and is the most popular surgery we offer.

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Children

Children now know what and who they are much younger and with the support of the responsible grownup in their life, we can deliver the correct fictional cosmetic surgery for each child.

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Animals

This surgery can be performed on almost any animal and looks great. However, as with any children we treat, surgery is only completed within the guidelines of our ethics policy.

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OUR ETHICS

Ethics are very important to us and we only complete surgery for children and animals when it is medically essential.

Ethically we do what is right. Before any surgery, we digitally mockup the proposed outcome so you can be sure it is the correct fictional surgery for you, your family or animal.

To send us a photo to be mocked up by our graphic designer Mark Baker, please visit our ‘Request a mock-up‘ page.

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Cyclops

I am delighted with the eye reduction results! This has addressed both my insecurities and has allowed my confidence to develop. I cannot thank Prof Si for all her hard work and support throughout this process.

Charlize Cruz

I am extremely pleased with all the work I have had done at your clinic. You perform surgery to amazing high standards matched only by the level of your care.

Arnold Stallone

WOW! What can I say. The team at Si Klopp Cosmetic Surgery are geniuses in all they do. The work I have had done is exceptional and the care is out of this world. I would never use anyone else, ever.

Sandra Diaz

I could not be happier with my new eye. It has truly changed my life and the way that I see the world. Thank you for your care and professionalism.

George Pitt

Simone and her team deliver above and beyond in terms of service and quality of work. I highly recommend the Si Klopp Clinic.

Angelina Aniston

OUR SURGEONS

Our Surgeons, Professor Simone Klopp and her assistant Dr Von Eyid are the creators of the patented ‘Cycloped‘ cosmetic procedure.

So passionate about this procedure, Simone and Von have performed the ‘Cycloped’ surgery on each other.

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Professor Simone Klopp M.D, F.A.C.S

Chairman, Medical Director & Founder at Si Klopp Cosmetic Surgery and Co-inventor of the patented ‘Cycloped‘ cosmetic procedure.

ABOUT PROF. KLOPP
Dr Von EyidDr Von Eyid Cycloped

Dr Von Eyid M.D, F.A.C.S

Head Surgeon, Board Member and Co-inventor of the patented ‘Cycloped‘ cosmetic procedure.

ABOUT DR. EYID

BUY OUR BOOK

If you love this site and are interested in our fictional cosmetic work, this book is for you.

It shares how Professor Si Klopp and her assistant came up with the idea to develop this pretend patented ‘Cycloped’ procedure. It shares the mock-ups of the work we have pretended to do. Additionally, this book predicts the next step in the evolution of having one eye.

Have you ever wondered:

  • If little cyclopic creatures live around us?
  • What humans or animals would look like as everyday cyclops?
  • What happens if a cyclops has a poorly eye?
  • If you can be in future ‘Cycloped’ books?

Well, wonder no more, this book answers those questions just for you.

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CONTACT US

Queries and suggestions

For any queries or suggestions regarding our fictional services, please fill in our contact form.

Request a digital mockup

To request your complimentary digital ‘Cycloped’ mockup please visit our ‘Request a Mock-up‘ page.

INTERESTING FACTS

Inspiration

Professor Si Klopp was inspired to create the patented 'Cycloped' method after seeing the work of a Pareidolian graphic artist called Benedict Templeton.

Always World Beaters

Both Dr Von Eyid and Professor Klopp are both former World Champion Kickboxers and first met at a fight in Thailand.

First to be 'Cycloped'

Polar, a white cat, was the first to be 'Cycloped' in surgery that saved Polar from being put down.

Being 'Cycloped'

Anyone can be 'Cycloped' but only by sending a photo. This clinic, all the people (Except Mark Baker) and the story this site portrays are fictional to promote the book called 'Cycloped'.