Welcome to the world’s best cosmetic clinic. We were good, but now we are brilliant because in 2015 we specialised and developed our patented ‘Cycloped‘ eye reduction surgery.
As you will see from the graph below since 2015 our work has predominantly become eye reduction surgery. This groundbreaking surgery, created by Professor Klopp and her assistant Dr Von Eyid, has changed the field of fictional cosmetic surgery forever.
Our patented ‘Cycloped’ surgery has grown exponentially and is the most popular surgery we offer.
Children now know what and who they are much younger and with the support of the responsible grownup in their life, we can deliver the correct fictional cosmetic surgery for each child.
As a compassionate company, we treat those in dire medical need of cosmetic surgery along with our clients who select to improve their appearance using the skills of all at the Si Klopp Cosmetic Clinic. Our work is of the highest of high standards. On top of our exceptional work, we offer an amazing creative service to enable you to see what your cosmetic work will look like prior to having the actual surgery.
Following the popularity of the Cycloped Cosmetic Procedure, we created our unique aftercare service that includes the new field of Cycloptometry along with our exquisitely designed SI KLOPP | EYEWEAR.
Responding to our clients feedback for our own make up range with larger eye liners and mascara brushes we are delighted and proud to have created an ever expanding SI KLOPP | COSMETICS range of products.
Ethics are very important to us and we only complete surgery for children and animals when it is medically essential.
Ethically we do what is right. Before any surgery, we digitally mockup the proposed outcome so you can be sure it is the correct fictional surgery for you, your family or animal.
Our Surgeons, Professor Simone Klopp and her assistant Dr Von Eyid are the creators of the patented ‘Cycloped‘ cosmetic procedure.
So passionate about this procedure, Simone and Von have performed the ‘Cycloped’ surgery on each other.
If you love this site and are interested in our fictional cosmetic work, this book is for you.
It shares how Professor Si Klopp and her assistant came up with the idea to develop this pretend patented ‘Cycloped’ procedure. It shares the mock-ups of the work we have pretended to do. Additionally, this book predicts the next step in the evolution of having one eye.
Have you ever wondered:
Well, wonder no more, this book answers those questions just for you.
For any queries or suggestions regarding our fictional services, please fill in our contact form.
To request your complimentary digital ‘Cycloped’ mockup please visit our ‘Request a Mock-up‘ page.